hazelchaz | Holy Moses met the Pharaoh. Yeah, he tried to set him straight. Looked him in the eye...

The airport's just horrible. Until the FAA realized what was going on, the passenger flights were landing even when the entire cabin and crew (except for the cockpit crew) had been eaten. But when the cockpit crew came out to find out what was going on, they were usually unprepared for what they found.

Once the FAA got the word out to the planes in the air, they started figuring out what -- if anything -- they could do. Some of them took the "Philadelphia solution" and crashed themselves in the desert or in the ocean.

The situation with the baggage handlers meant that if you did make it off a plane alive, you'd better hope everything you needed was in your carry-on luggage. And good luck finding a taxi.

Kim's left early, and Keith's gone too. It's quiet around here.

Maybe a little too quiet. Actually, I don't think I've seen Jim since lunch time, and I didn't hear anything about him leaving early.

I'm about to go for my lunch walk, I'll report back on what I see. I've got a cricket bat, don't worry about me, I'll be fine...

(Oh, Lynn, the package got out -- assuming UPS hasn't been taken attacked yet.)