Big Band-Aid on my forehead

Top 10 answers to library_lynn's question "Why do you have a big Band-Aid on your forehead?"

1. Because the off-brand Hello Kitty bandages don't stick as well and aren't big enough.
2. They injected the chip there. If I don't have my id card, the vet can look up who I belong to.
3. Cut myself shaving.
4. Someone said something stupid/foolish/simplistic at the restaurant last night, and when I slapped my face with my palm I forgot I had a fork in my hand.
5. The mosquitos in Burbank are really hardcore.
6. The Group I work for requires artificial telepathy in all employees that don't have it naturally, and because of my security clearance I have to have the USB instead of the Bluetooth interface.
7. My forehead itched and I don't know my own strength.
8. I don't remember anything after signing the waiver.
9. There was a bright light, the car came to a stop, and the little green aliens told me it was time for my annual probe.
10. It's to protect my bar code tattoo while it heals.
11. That's where they're installing the Reset button.
12. She leaned in close, and whispered "want to try something new tonight?"
13. Thinking too hard. Blew out a circuit.
14. My first attempt at brain surgery.
15. All the cool kids have one.
16. I wrote something online that a friend of mine didn't like, so they stabbed me.
17. Paintball injury.
18. To cover up the spackle filling the dent while it dries and hardens.
19. I'm really not very good with chopsticks.
20. Tryouts for the new "Three Stooges" movie.
21. Vulcan Mind Melds aren't as simple as they look on "Star Trek."
22. The researchers thought they'd found Bigfoot. They tranquilized me, tagged me, and released me back into the wild for observation.
23. I tried to hug a unicorn.
24. Groundwork for my own unicorn costume. Need to make the horn next.
25. The ice maker in the freezer went berserk. First time I've been caught in a hailstorm indoors.
26. You're never too old to get an embarrassingly ugly pimple.
27. Took a shortcut through a cloud of jugglers.
28. You should see the other guy!