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Ribbon story part 39. Five more plain ribbons and one fancy, ordered in time for laconiv by different individuals.

• We are all Bonobos
• I'm a Question Authority
• ISoeWFGoH
• Sterilized with Fear!
• Secret Master of Foodism
• THIS RIBBON intentionally left blank

A fan came up to me at ConZilla and said he wanted ribbons with We Are All Bonobos printed on them. It has something to do with us all being monkeys at the core. He's ordered more since L.A.con IV, in fact, so I guess they were popular. Ruth Temple wanted I'm a Question Authority, to give to people who know everything.

Andrew Porter asked for ISoeWFGoH ribbons. He's been running ads in Worldcon program books sponsored by the "International Society of ex-Worldcon Fan Guests of Honor" and wanted ribbons to hand out to the other members of that select group. Julie Zetterberg's Sterilized with Fear! referred to a masquerade entry that was based on the recent B-movie "The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra" with the tagline: You'll be Sterilized with Fear!

Kathryn Daugherty ordered plain Secret Master of Foodism ribbons, to give to other foodies. And James Daugherty joined the self-referential ribbon bandwagon with fancy THIS RIBBON intentionally left blank ribbons, which I laid out with Clarendon Extended/Clarendon Condensed to make an interesting layout at a slightly smaller size. He had them done with grey/silver, to make the lettering slightly less conspicuous.